Monday, April 13, 2009

Trying this again.

So yeah.  Trying this out again.  Fuck myspace.  So I guess I need to be interesting now right?  Captivating an audience of crickets?  blegh.  My mom and I had to drive my sister up to Pomona last night so she could hitch a ride with her friend back up to school..  we got caught in the portal to hades on the 15 cause of the 91.. with all the traffic and our bladders full from Easter overload my sister and I had to pee pretty bad.  My mom was so pissed because of the traffic she was a woman on a mission and wouldn't pull over the car.  Then we got on the subject of peeing our pants and we kept making ourselves laugh talking about peeing our pants in the past which in turn made us have to pee our f-ing pants.  Eventually after getting lost in La Verne and my sister and I screaming STOP THE DAMN CAR!!!!  My mom reluctantly stopped and then moved forward and then stopped again.. the doors were locked too.  Sis and I RAN like mo fo's to a nearby elementary school and christened it..  she at least hid behind some bushes but I was like whatever no one is around so I used a cobblestone like walkway thing for leverage.  I offended Conservative Sue.. aka my mom, (and no, her name is not Sue) by showing a little too much in the street.  Yeah it was a full moon last night apparently.  But my bladder thanked me very much.  

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