Let's pretend we don't exist, let's pretend we're in Antarctica.

Coachella was R-A-D with a capitol R!  Nice break from life..  although the waking up at 7am from the heat wasn't my favorite thing .  Video to come soon.  1 month till marathon.  6 weeks until Costa Rica.  And just a hop skip and a jump from the new HP movie, hah I'm slowly reaching uber nerd status.  Got my nails painted gold, so that's fun.  Got kind of crazy last night, decided on the one drink and in bed by midnight.. turned into four drinks and facebook messages I don't remember posting at 2am, but last night was one of the best nights  I've had in a long time.. singing Lykke Li on a mic and pretending to swim on a skateboard..  Sometimes I get the feeling I am getting old and can't party like I used to but it's all about quality not quantity.  I like planning trips anyways.  Trekking to Santa Barbara via train in a few weeks for a mini getaway to visit Judy Booty.  Alas, tomorrow is Friday and I have a half day!  Going to dog beach with my co-worker since I normally just go home and sit around and watch old movies when I have time on my hands..  ugh my legs hurt, they are probably thinking about the 26.2 miles I'm going to have to run in a month and then punish them further by getting my ankles tatted for the first time right after that!  

Coachella

I need a vacation.  Hopefully partying in the desert to music this weekend will do the trick.  I'm gonna party for real this time.  Gotta go home and get ready still.  Pack, find my tent, get my hair did, paint my nails.. which are ridiculously long, I should cut them too.  Make some trail mix and a playlist for the trip.  I'm totally pumped.. I've been drinking GREEN TEA all goddamn day!!  

Getting stiffed.

I hate when people expect me to pay for them.  For some reason it's more often than not and it pisses me off.  How can you sit there and eat the pizza I bought and drink the beer I payed for and not even say sorry I am broke or thank me?!  I am not a rich person by any means.. maybe that has something to do with it.. I hate money so much but I also hate people who expect to get a handout and then make it worse by not even thanking you for forking over the hard earned cash you just used to feed their sorry ass stomach.  Thats why if a guy can't even go dutch on a date it's not worth my time.. I honestly don't expect to be payed for but if I don't have to be payed for then save up the money to be able to pay for yourself.  That is the last time I am going out to a restaurant anyways.. I saw this video of two dominos people sticking cheese up their noses and farting on sandwiches.. I know it happens everywhere but it's cheaper, safer, and healthier just to go out and buy the stuff yourself and make it at home.  So next time I want pizza I'm going to go out and get the dough and make it myself, by myself. hah.

Trying this again.

So yeah.  Trying this out again.  Fuck myspace.  So I guess I need to be interesting now right?  Captivating an audience of crickets?  blegh.  My mom and I had to drive my sister up to Pomona last night so she could hitch a ride with her friend back up to school..  we got caught in the portal to hades on the 15 cause of the 91.. with all the traffic and our bladders full from Easter overload my sister and I had to pee pretty bad.  My mom was so pissed because of the traffic she was a woman on a mission and wouldn't pull over the car.  Then we got on the subject of peeing our pants and we kept making ourselves laugh talking about peeing our pants in the past which in turn made us have to pee our f-ing pants.  Eventually after getting lost in La Verne and my sister and I screaming STOP THE DAMN CAR!!!!  My mom reluctantly stopped and then moved forward and then stopped again.. the doors were locked too.  Sis and I RAN like mo fo's to a nearby elementary school and christened it..  she at least hid behind some bushes but I was like whatever no one is around so I used a cobblestone like walkway thing for leverage.  I offended Conservative Sue.. aka my mom, (and no, her name is not Sue) by showing a little too much in the street.  Yeah it was a full moon last night apparently.  But my bladder thanked me very much.